I recently entered a blog contest where you're supposed to tell your most embarrassing moment. I had to think long and hard about it. I don't embarrass easily. It's hard to embarrass someone who has no shame.
The only thing I could think of was this...
When I was enormously, obviously pregnant (we're talking 8 or 9 or 10 months along, here), my husband used to like to play this joke. It started when we went to a movie and I was about 8 months pregnant with our first boy.
The young kid selling the tickets looked at me and his eyes lit up! "Wow! You look great! When are you due?", he asked me.
Without missing a beat (he never does), Dave asked him, "What do you mean??? Did you just call my wife fat?!"
That poor kid was mortified! And, I agree, unless you see the child crowning, you really should never ask someone that, because what if you are wrong! After seeing the kid's face (and after we stopped laughing at the expression he had on it), we told him Dave was just kidding.
It was somewhat embarrassing for me but it was also damn funny. It quickly became Dave's favorite joke! He used it often, and again during our second pregnancy.
The blogger who's contest I left the story on, emailed to say Dave has a bent sense of humor. I emailed her back and explained, "You have no idea."
Luvin that man, Ruth!